Bat Shit Crazy

Photo Jan 15, 8 24 35 PM I never used to believe it. One of the managers that I worked with swore by it. She'd even break out her calendar to prove she was right. She usually was. Whenever crazy ass issues arose, it was a full moon. It got to the point that I'd kid with her anytime something dramatic was happening and ask her, "Is it a full moon??" But the past two days something insane has happened. My child has gone off his rocker. I've received texts from other moms showing me videos of their crazy kids. And if you look through your Facebook newsfeed, you'll likely see parents posting the latest child rantings in their respective homes. So I Googled it. Just now. And sure as shit, it's a full moon tomorrow. So brace yourselves, everyone. We're in for a goofy 24 hours...

This is me. Hunkering down before the crazy storm tomorrow. With my water... :(